Friday, August 28, 2015

Bad Plaster Disaster, the Sequel

Just after I wrote the last entry, I visted my friendly neighborhood potter, who is also a saint.  I told him my whole sad story of bad plaster and he very kindly loaded a 50 lb. bag of Potting Plaster into my car.  On my next available day for casting, I opened the bag of plaster, ready to start mixing.  I plunged my hand into the bag and discovered another bag of horrible lumpy plaster.  This one was actually worse than the last one.  Just to be sure, I mixed up a little test batch, and it was grainy, chunky and lumpy – not at all suitable for a sculpture mold.

This was my last possible day for mold making.  I’m down to the wire with six weeks left before I leave for the East Coast.  There’s no time left to wait for more plaster to arrive.  I did the only thing I could do.  I hauled out the lumpy stuff from NY, got the seive from my kitchen and started to sift out the lumps.  Mixed up a test batch and it was beautiful.  Made a shell coat and it was also beautiful.  Finished the mold, waited for it to set and separated the mold from the sculpture.  Beautiful mold.  Phew.  Rome is saved.

So, I talked to my saintly potter friend and told him about the bad plaster.  He responded with a story about a friend of his, younger than we are, who unexpectedly died this week.  A feature of being sixty and seventy is that about once a month, an old friend, aquaintance or enemy abruptly checks out early.  All very sobering.  The bell doth toll for him who thinks it doth.  It’s enough to make you take your vitamins, floss your teeth and exercise daily.
  
“Just remember, in Heaven, there’s no bad plaster,”  my potter friend said.

“Yeah,” I snapped, “that’s because all casting is done in Hell.” 


 
Good plaster
Bad plaster



Friday, August 7, 2015

Bad Plaster Disaster

This morning I planned to make a mold of a sculpture I worked on for a long time and have big plans for.  This is not a test piece, or something I was just goofing around with, but a sculpture I’m counting on turning out well and that I need for shows immediately.  I’m also running out of time.  I have a solo show coming up, I leave for the East coast in two months and I need to get this cast and finished. 

So, I opened a new bag of plaster, which I ordered at ridiculous expense from a big sculpture supply place in NY.  I figured it would be worth the extra money to have good plaster shipped if it was the right stuff, since I ran into problems last year with some plaster that wasn’t sculpture grade casting plaster.  That's a whole other story.  This morning, I was horrified to find that my new plaster was full of lumps.  I don’t mean one or two, but lots and lots of big horrible chunks.  I decided to go ahead and try to make the mold anyway, and break up the lumps the best I could.  I slowly sifted the plaster into a casting bucket of water, crumbling up the lumps.  I ran into some lumps I couldn’t even break up with my fingers, so I set them aside.  When the batch would accept no more plaster, I let it sit until small cracks formed on the plaster on the surface.  All textbook plaster mixing.  When it seemed ready, I plunged my hand into what should have been a thin batch of silky smooth, runny plaster, but instead the plaster was already thickened and setting, grainy and lumpy.  Bad plaster!  Old plaster!  Aaaarrrrgggg!  I washed my hands, wrapped up my sculpture and called NY. 

I’m so proud of myself.  In a twenty minute phone call, I didn’t use any foul language.  I’m getting a refund or a new batch of plaster, I don’t know which.  At this point I don't even care.  I have no idea how I will get everything done on time, but I'm thinking maybe I’ll send the sculpture supply place my bucket of plaster.  I’m going to go water the tomatoes.

Never was there a tale of such woe
As this of a sculptor and bad plaster, Oh!

Fawns



This morning I took my walk an hour earlier than usual, thanks to an insomniac cat (see previous post.)  The good thing is that I saw what I think are the twin fawns I saw a lot last spring as newborns, now yearlings.  I think they are the same two because of their personalities.  One came walking towards me, and the other skittered away to vanish in the tree cover.  One is curious and intrepid; the other is shy and afraid of everything.

I met them last spring when I almost stepped on the shy one, so perfectly camouflaged in the tall grass that she was almost invisible.  She was maybe a week old, curled up totally motionless, in the grass.  I backed away from her and then I saw her sister, who sat up and looked at me.  All that spring, summer and fall, they visited my house, walking the path from my studio, which is tucked away at the edge of the deep woods.  And one fawn always trotted right up to the house, almost to the back door, looking right at me, while the other paused at the cedar trees, haltingly picking her way forward until something startled her and she bolted back to the cover of the trees.


I was so happy to see them this morning!  I’m so glad they survived hunting season last fall, as well as the awful winter, which was tough for everyone, bird or beast, flora or fauna.