Friday, August 28, 2015

Bad Plaster Disaster, the Sequel

Just after I wrote the last entry, I visted my friendly neighborhood potter, who is also a saint.  I told him my whole sad story of bad plaster and he very kindly loaded a 50 lb. bag of Potting Plaster into my car.  On my next available day for casting, I opened the bag of plaster, ready to start mixing.  I plunged my hand into the bag and discovered another bag of horrible lumpy plaster.  This one was actually worse than the last one.  Just to be sure, I mixed up a little test batch, and it was grainy, chunky and lumpy – not at all suitable for a sculpture mold.

This was my last possible day for mold making.  I’m down to the wire with six weeks left before I leave for the East Coast.  There’s no time left to wait for more plaster to arrive.  I did the only thing I could do.  I hauled out the lumpy stuff from NY, got the seive from my kitchen and started to sift out the lumps.  Mixed up a test batch and it was beautiful.  Made a shell coat and it was also beautiful.  Finished the mold, waited for it to set and separated the mold from the sculpture.  Beautiful mold.  Phew.  Rome is saved.

So, I talked to my saintly potter friend and told him about the bad plaster.  He responded with a story about a friend of his, younger than we are, who unexpectedly died this week.  A feature of being sixty and seventy is that about once a month, an old friend, aquaintance or enemy abruptly checks out early.  All very sobering.  The bell doth toll for him who thinks it doth.  It’s enough to make you take your vitamins, floss your teeth and exercise daily.
  
“Just remember, in Heaven, there’s no bad plaster,”  my potter friend said.

“Yeah,” I snapped, “that’s because all casting is done in Hell.” 


 
Good plaster
Bad plaster



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